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In the eternal battle of Morning People and Night Owls, the latter always seems to lose out.
The structure of modern society largely favours those who rise with the sun (the 9am-5pm working day, for instance), and research suggests that morning people are more proactive and therefore successful in their professional lives. Show offs.
Meanwhile, people who favour the later hours of the day have been found to be more anti-social, self-involved, deceitful and psychopathic. (Anyone want to bet that study was written by a peppy morning type as they sipped a green smoothie at 5.30am? Hmph.)