Poor Kale – you’re like the cool new trendy kid whose novelty has finally worn off.
Sure, you’ve still got your followers, but basically we’ve all heard your story now and it’s the same stuff over and over again. Yeah, you’re still great, and we’ll catch up every so often – but it’s just not the same, you know?
I know it’ll be tough.
I mean, it’s hard having to move out of the spotlight. But don’t worry, you’ve got your friend Quinoa and your cousin Green Smoothie who have both recently suffered a similar fate.
They know only too well the anguish of being placed on the superfood pedestal only to have their titles stripped once a new, way more exciting (and delicious) option was offered to the general public.
Kale, I know, we were so close. There were days where you and I and Quinoa would catch up. It was awesome. But it’s in the past now, I think we both have to move on.
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You probably heard there was someone else, and I guess I have to tell you now that the rumours are true. Kakadu Plum and I have been catching up for a while. And I’ve been hanging with Manuka Honey as well.
Along with my new friends I’ve been making sure I use all natural skincare too. Natalie Imbruglia’s new range Iluka is amazing for that.