By STEPHANIE OSFIELD
Do you ever feel like going to bed is a little like going to battle? With your brain?
Some days no matter how great it feels when I finally slip between the sheets, I end up wrestling them. My struggle? To locate the ‘off’ button. For my mind.
You see, sleep and me we have a bit of history. Our love/hate relationship goes way back. Every night I want so much to follow that soothing sandman all the way to the land of nod, but often my head just won’t. Co-operate.
So when it hits that pillow instead of going into slow-mo, I experience a full throttle alertness spike. Hello thoughts of my ‘to do’ list, late bills, unsigned school notes and the chicken I didn’t take out of the freezer! Bye-bye any dreamy drowsy hopes of dropping off. This is the complete opposite of my partner who fast-tracks to sleep the moment he falls into bed. Envy doesn’t even come close to what I feel when he pulls that off. I just want to whack him. With my pillow. Hard. Until he’s wide awake. Like me. Instead, I tough it out. Solo.
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But in my daily dance with sleep I know I’m not alone. Over the years I’ve had so many conversations with women of all ages about shuteye and the lack of it that I’ve thought about starting a TV talk show. Called ‘Sleep in the City’. With hard-hitting questions like: Did you get some tonight? Was it gooooooood? Looooooong? Deeeeeep? Meanwhile, I’ve tried plenty of sleep boosters and met with only minimal success. First up I tried sleeping pills, but the next day they gave me an unflattering zombie chic. And it took hours before my mouth could reconnect fully to my brain. Then I tried special herbal teas. Because friends swear by them. I drank. I waited. Drank more. Dashed to the loo in the wee hours. Dashed again. It was like doing night aerobics! But faster sleep? No go.