By NATALIA HAWK
When I was three, my mum signed me up for dance class. She bought me a little black leotard and matching little black bike shorts and took me to the classes, which involved very little dancing and lots of clapping and skipping around a room.
I wasn’t a particularly co-ordinated child, and couldn’t actually skip, but that didn’t matter at all. Because I was three. No-one expects you to be Beyonce or anything.
I think most Australian kids have a similar story. We usually start sport at a very early age – dancing, or gymnastics, or swimming, or soccer – and it isn’t taken at all seriously. Which is a good thing, because encouraging three-year-olds to be competitive would be really silly when they’re only just figuring out how to catch a ball. I’ve seen those Sunday kiddie soccer games. It’s like herding cats. Cats that happen to be wearing ridiculously cute little jerseys.
It’s obviously great to get kids active at a young age – especially if they end up finding something that they really, really enjoy. But this week, I think kiddie fitness reached a bit of an extreme level… with the introduction of CrossFit for toddlers.
You’ve probably heard of CrossFit. It’s an incredibly demanding type of exercise that’s a cross between aerobics/gymnastics, body weight exercises and weight lifting. In an average CrossFit session, you may be required to do sprints, kettleball lifts, rope climbs, skipping, weights and many many other painful things. Lots of adults have been taking part and seeing serious results.
A gym in Long Island in the US has decided that kids shouldn’t miss out on all the pain fun. They’re going to begin offering CrossFit classes to kids as young as three. A kiddie version, with an emphasis on strength and conditioning.
I’m not sure why three year olds need strength and conditioning, but hey, what would I know?