As far as Dr. Pimple Popper videos go, there’s a pretty strict routine.
- Dr. Sandra Lee either presents a pus-filled ball of flesh somewhere on the human body, OR a “minefield”/”battleground”/”dream land” of blackheads.
- Donning gloves, she pops the living bejesus out of the foreign body.
- Spurts of glorious bodily goo cover every nearby surface. Dr. Lee wades through an ocean of pus until odd foreign body no longer exists.
- Viewer feels oddly euphoric to watch this extraction. Considers getting therapy.
- Repeat.
Well, that was the routine until Dr. Lee dared to pop a rather rotund cyst on the back of an anonymous gentleman’s scalp.
Because, reader friends, this was no ordinary pimple.
Oh no.
This was a pimple quite like a Kinder Surprise. You can see what we mean below.
(Content warning: This is maybe – definitely – really, really, really gross. Seriously. We’re kind of sorry but not really because LOOK.)
Yep! What you see there is, indeed, hair.
A cyst filled with glorious fluffy hair!
How delightful!
Return to your jobs and lives and families, people, with the knowledge that the world is weird and very gross.
You’re welcome.
