
A few days ago I took my toddler to the local adventure playground. There, kids darted around maniacally, mums shouted at their offspring to “Be careful!”, and at the centre of it all a tiny boy was becoming increasingly frustrated. I had watched him as he’d attempted a running dive into the sandpit and fallen on his face, and now he was ready for anarchy.
He puffed his little chest and ran headfirst into the nearest adult. Before the unsuspecting man could gather himself, his assailant was pummelling a tween boy with balled fists and fury.
I could see no parent. I was expecting the tween victim to burst into tears, but instead he took a moment to recover before exclaiming to his friend: “What a savage!”
I asked a bunch of people if they knew what the slang term ‘savage’ meant, and despite some creative guesses from the grownups, none of them got it quite right. Kevin*, a 10 year old, let me in on what’s up: ‘You’re a savage if you do whatever you want and you don’t care what anyone thinks!’
The sentiment, coming from Kevin’s squeaky voice, was a little arresting. I asked him who taught him the catch phrase and he beamed. “Jake Paul!”
Jake and Logan Paul are YouTube superstars: each sibling commands a millions-strong army of adoring 7 to 12 year old fans. In the US, explains Brooklynn, a 12 year-old Logan super-fan from Tennessee, “Every kid in school loves either Jake or Logan.” And according to my year seven niece, their popularity here is fast catching up. These guys are bigger than the Beatles in the pre-tween world.