
I witnessed a proposal years ago that has been so ingrained into my mind, that I still think about that couple on a monthly basis.
I was sitting in a park near my house by myself, reading a book and quite literally minding my own business.
The issue was that a couple soon came over and laid down a picnic rug close to me. Not too close where it was creepy but close enough where I could hear everything they were saying... and I heard everything.
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I was trying to pay attention to my book until I heard one of them (the man) say to the other (the woman),"I'm ready."
"Ready for what?" the woman asked.
"To get married," he said.
I peeked a look at her face and just like mine, she looked both confused and mortified.
She asked him if he was going to propose and he replied with "I just did?"
Luckily for me and my second-hand embarrassment, she called him a mean name (which he kinda deserved) and got up and stormed away.