A mum-to-be has absolutely LOST IT at her baby shower guests in the greatest rant of all time.

Oh.

Every now and then a rogue baby name enters the world.

Want to name your child Apple? Go for it.

Think Blue Ivy rolls off the tongue? Sign that birth certificate with confidence.

But not every rogue baby name is made equally.

A woman has cancelled her baby shower after her friends and “fake ass family” judged her for what she named her unborn child.

The name in question? Squire Sebastian Senator.

Yes. That’s just his first name.

Woman Cancels Babyshower Over Name from r/insanepeoplefacebook

A guest of the cancelled baby shower posted a screenshot of her rant to Reddit and it’s pure gold.

“Dear members of the Squire Sebastian Senator baby shower, I have a really important announcement to make. It brings me pain to have to tell you this, but I am cancelling the event. I will text you soon if you are invited to my smaller, more inclusive party. At least no one here will judge me,” she began the post.

Then things got… vicious.

“Why? Why am I doing this? Because y’all have been talking sh*t about my unborn baby. AN UNBORN CHILD. How can you judge an unborn child?? What is wrong with you??” she wrote.

“To say this frankly, my friends and family have treated me like total sh*t. They’ve spread rumours and lies about my child. No, I am not crazy. No, I am not mentally unstable. No, I was not drunk when I named my child,” she added.

She added that he will be addressed by his full name, and will not be given a nickname, and that her child comes from a family with a long history of squires and senators.

“This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success,” she wrote of the name.

“His confidence will not diminish simply because his name is out of the ordinary,” she added.

The soon-to-be mother then had a go at her family.

“Fake ass family. You won’t get to be a part of my baby’s life and it’s all because you had to judge him.”

Okay then.

Excuse us, while we look up our family history to construct a three part baby name.

What’s the weirdest baby name you’ve ever heard? Tell us in the comments.