by NATALIA HAWK
If my house was burning down, I would risk my life to save the clock hanging up in our kitchen.
Not because I’m a particularly punctual person. That’s got nothing to do with it.
You see, I have a lot of possessions, but the great majority of them could be very easily replaced if they were to be reduced to ash in a house fire. Furniture, books, my iPad – I wouldn’t need to take any of that stuff. I wouldn’t even need to lug the photo albums out of the house because all my photos are now on my phone, which is attached to my hand at all times anyway.
I wear the jewellery that is precious to me, and we have a fireproof safe that would protect the passports. I’m not sentimental about any of my clothes.
But I would definitely, definitely, DEFINITELY grab that kitchen clock.
At first glance, the kitchen clock looks like any other clock. However, it just happens to be the loudest clock on this planet. The “tick-tock” sound can echo through our quiet house, and on many occasions I’ve had to bury it in the pantry to just make it STOP BLOODY TICKING.
The clock dies at least once a week and has to be smacked on its clock face to be restarted. It chews through batteries faster than Tickle Me Elmo.