
Stretched on the back deck, engrossed in the final stages of a deeply intense game of Uno, only the sound of the dumping surf nearby interrupts the twilight heat.
Half-drunk cans of Pasito bead with condensation in the heat, while a pile of hot chips so thoroughly doused in chicken salt it looks radioactive sits atop grease-stained paper beside us.
It's 2025, but it could just as easily be the summer of 1996, when I was still a primary school kid with a sock tan wearing Billabong boardies (what happened to girls' boardies BTW?) over my swimmers.
In spite of every quaint coastal town in Australia claiming itself as 'the new Byron', capturing that laidback, surfer vibe that has seen tourists flocking to Australia's most iconic beach town for decades is getting harder and harder to do.
Yet just 25 minutes up the M1 from the now-boujie-fied hotspot, nestled between a meandering creek and the Pacific ocean, is the tiny little beach 'burb that time forgot.
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