
I don't want to start a war. But shots have been fired in my workplace and I demand permission to defend.
In the Mamamia office - a place that exists both IRL and on a multitude of video hang-outs daily - a conversation has been brewing between my excellent young colleagues about just how ANNOYING the parents they know are. Specifically, in the things they say to non-parents.
You know, doubtless infuriating things like "You're tired? You don't know tired!" and "You haven't really experienced love until you've had a child," (I do not believe anyone ever says that, but friends, the word is out that they do).
Read the other side here: "As a mother..." The 14 most annoying things parents say to non-parents.
It fired me up, this sledging of my people. I refuse to stand idly by.
Watch: Things mums never hear. Post continues below.
Here is a non-exhaustive list (some from me, some crowdsourced from my parent friends and colleagues) of the really annoying things non-parents say to parents. I would apologise for the snark in the tone of this list, but... I like it.
Number 1: "I'm so tired."
I know, this is a cliche. And I know you are tired, people. I KNOW you are. But also, unless you have significant caring duties at home (and many people without kids do), you are not tired because of someone else. Someone else who you are contractually obliged to keep alive, whose nightmares/feeding needs/bed-wetting/4am wake-up stage you have to attend to no matter how tired you already were to begin with.