Did you have a sh*t day today?
You know, one of those real stinkers where nothing really went wrong, but nothing seemed to go right either.
You just felt irked; things were harder than they should be, and everyone was getting on your nerves for reasons you cannot explain nor can be bothered exploring. They JUST. DID.
Yes, I’m talking to you, man on the bus chewing his gum too loudly.
We really hope you didn’t have a terrible day by the way, but if you did – there’s actually an explanation for it.
So please, feel free to wallow away in your bad mood to your heart’s content.
You’re allowed to.
Why?
Because today is Blue Monday – the 24-hours dubbed by a Welsh academic as officially the most depressing day of the year.
Yes. It’s a thing.
Dr Cliff Arnall even devised an actual equation 10 years ago which proves the third Monday in January is the worst day of the year.
Why someone would actually want to spend their time figuring that out is beyond us, but it actually makes sense.
There are brown, sad-looking former Christmas trees in garbage bins on your street. You’re flat out of cash as the end of the month looms, living off baked beans and water. Your summer tan is fading as natural sunlight and sandy beaches have been swapped-out for artificial office light and hard-backed chairs.