
Image: You’ll make faces like this, probably (via HBO).
Ahh yes, the Brazilian wax; it’s a uniquely torturous experience.
Having your pubes ripped from their cosy follicle homes by a friendly woman holding a wax-covered spatula, all the while making chit-chat and pretending you’re not screaming on the inside — good times all ’round.
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Here are 28 things every woman silently thinks during her appointment:
1. “This is going to be great. Straight after we’re done here, I’m going to buy ALL of the high-cut bikinis. I’m going the full Pamela Anderson.”
2. “Hey, while I’m at it, I might even get vajazzled! #YOLO! …Actually, no, there’s no way that’s happening.”
3. “Um, what does she mean by ‘get ready’, exactly? Do I just take my pants off? Or is this an ‘everything from the waist down’ situation? I mean, that seems logical… but what if I’m not meant to take off my undies? Will I be escorted out of the building by security guards for indecent exposure?”
4. “Feet together, knees apart… eeek. Just pretend everything’s normal. What’s a little pants-off action between a lady and her beautician, hey?” (Post continues after gallery.)
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5. “Hmmm. Am I… am I ‘clean enough’ down there? How do other customers prepare for these things? Was I supposed to trim it back?”
6. “I wonder how many vaginas this woman has seen in her career? It’d be kind of weird if I bumped into her in a cafe or something next week…”
7. “Will my vagina be particularly memorable? I kind of hope so….”
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