This is what happens to straight people when gay people get married

For all those straight people that worry about how gay marriage is going to affect them, their marriage or their children, we have some really bad news. It's going to ruin your marriages, break up your relationships and leave your children without loving parents. 

 Except of course it's not going to do any of that.

We hope that everyone can see the ridiculousness in this. Or else we really are in trouble