Last night I watched Seven Year Switch. And today, all I can think about is what actually constitutes cheating.
Is getting a tattoo with the another person the same as getting rumpy at the office Christmas party?
How about having a spa? In a bikini?
Giving a massage?
Apologies (well, not really) to all those massage-giving, spa-loving, ink-branded ‘best buddies’ out there, but the answer is yes.
What happens when the couples on Seven Year Switch meet each other’s partners? Post continues after video…
I know, I know. You’re just friends. He/she just really gets you. It’s not complicated and fraught with emotion in the way your proper relationship is.
Heads-up. That’s why it’s cheating. You might not be actually doing the deed, but your emotions – the good ones at least – are all trained on someone else. Which is a bit diminishing for the third party.
“He can get fucked,” Jackie said after discovering partner Tim had got real ink, in a real tatt, on his foot on an outing with ‘experimental partner’ Tallena (tumbling dice, FYI, kinda appropriate for someone who seems to like taking a chance).