By MAMAMIA STYLE
If you’re an Ally McBeal fan you’ll know this contraption isn’t new.
Elaine, played by Jane Krakowski, invented the “Miracle Face Bra” in season two of the dramedy and now a Japanese gadget store is selling a version for the bargain price of $40.
It was a contraption that you put on you head to lift you face, kind of like a bra lifts your boobs.
According to the blurb on the website the Hourei Lift Bra is “your ticket to combating the signs of ageing”.
It’s basically the stuff dreams are made of:
If your nasolabial folds (or laugh lines) are getting you down you can now slip on a face bra, it’s “silicone rubber curves” will feel comfortable on your skin while the “wire” design works it’s magic.
See? Nothing says comfort like “silicone rubber curves” and “wire”.
The makers also suggest doing mouth exercises while wearing the frame (shown below), presumably so you can look as ridiculous (and gullible) as possible.
If the Face Bra isn’t for you, perhaps we could interest you in The Face Wrap? A mummified version of the face bra -just like the one Elaine pedalled in infomercials on Ally McBeal – it’s a non-surgical way to “skin and sculpts the face.”
