It's me, you guys. Your designated wedding correspondent. Yes! She's back with more wedding content. Because in case you missed it, weddings are all I talk about now. It has utterly CONSUMED me.
I'm getting married in April and it's all I think about. Write about. Dream about (last night I dreamt I accidentally showed up a week after my wedding... HA HA. My face was all wet and puffy when I woke up).
But that's just the joys of getting married innit.
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Anyway, so as I was doing my nightly doom scroll, getting deep into everything even slightly associated with weddings, I came across a list.
It was posted by an account called @thebridaljourney, and it was one of those viral trend prediction lists that are taking over the internet at the moment. You know, the ones with the 'in' and 'out' notes?
And look – I know weddings are very much a 'you do you' thing, and you should celebrate your big day whatever way you want to. I know, I know – but some of the predictions caught me by surprise. And judging by the comments, I wasn't alone.