Okay everyone, wedding demands have reached peak-crazy and it needs to stop.
An extremely wacky list of demands has gone viral on Reddit for all the wrong reasons.
The list comes from a wedding coordinator who lays out “rules and regulations” to guests attending a couple’s wedding… Yes, “rules and regulations”.
If you look past the many spelling and grammatical errors, the list tells guests they must bring a gift worth more than US$75 (AU$102) and, get this: NOT talk to the bride.
What.
The.
Heck.
Naturally, Reddit had a field day, with some people suggesting the ‘wedding coordinator’ was actually the bride or a friend who had gone mad with power.
Others were just not having it.
One user suggested a creative take on the dress code: “I’d love for all guests to all show up naked with ponytails. That would be beautiful.”
Another wanted to troll the couple with a close-but-still-cheaper-than-required gift: “I would still RSVP +1 and then bring a gift that was only $73.50.”
“And do you, Mr. Sanders, take her as your lawful wife?
“Turns head to soon-to-be wife Y-yes
“Wedding coordinator: NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO TALK TO THE WIFE AM I CLEAR!”
“And do you Mrs. Smith take…
“Wedding coordinator: HEY! I SAID NOBODY TALKS TO THE WIFE! NOW GET OUT!”
And then there was this comment, that summed it all up:
“Total headcount ….0. Congrats.”
Some of the ‘rules’ are pretty standard for weddings, like not wearing white and arriving a few minutes early… But dictating how much makeup they wear? What their hairstyle is? Who they can and can’t talk to?
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