As I sat in a meeting this morning, my colleague turned round to me and said “What’s that on your eyes?”
I instantly raised a hand to my face. Had I smudged my makeup? Forgotten to blend in my eyeshadow? Got food on my face (again)?
“Is that… blue mascara?,” she continued.

Around me, people stopped talking. Everyone's eyes were fixed on mine and I could see the judgement creeping in as horror visions of the blue cosmetics that dominated the '80s flashed before their eyes.