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In case you missed it, it's been a few weeks since Victoria Beckham's eponymous beauty brand launched in Australia at Mecca, both online and in a select few stores.
With its sleek tortoise-shell packaging and gold embossed Victoria Beckham labels, this range of luxury makeup and skincare products is undeniably… Posh.
Watch: Two ex-Mecca employees share the most overhyped products. Post continues below.
You've likely seen the hype online and heard makeup artists and beauty influencers raving about the cult Victoria Beckham eyeliners and the $185 foundation drops (yes, really).
But what are these expensive products really like, and are they worth their luxurious price tags?
To break the fourth wall: beauty creators and journalists like myself are more often than not sent product samples to trial and review.
Not this time; Victoria Beckham Beauty review samples were ultra exclusive and super limited.
So, off I went to Mecca Bourke Street in Melbourne to try every Victoria Beckham Beauty product I could get my hands on.
Victoria Beckham Beauty reviews.
The scene of the crime. Image: Supplied.
I spent over an hour testing Victoria's products; I fought my way past the crowds and took up residence in one of the makeup chairs so I could swatch and apply everything, like I would at home.
It's the best way to trial the products; the staff are so friendly and helpful with shade matching and sanitising the testers, no one rushed me or hovered around waiting for me to buy something.
But not everyone can get to a store to do this, so consider this your ultimate 'no stone unturned' guide to Victoria Beckham Beauty.
I'll preface this review with two things: first, if money were no object, I would've walked out of the store with a lot more than the lone Victoria Beckham Beauty product I actually bought. (More on that in a bit.)
And secondly…
Who is she?! Image: Supplied.
A full face of Victoria Beckham Beauty looks really, really good.
I went in-store completely barefaced, and walked out with somewhat professional-looking makeup, done by yours truly.
Just call me Posh. Image: Supplied.
The makeup lasted really well throughout the day, too.
I received so many compliments when I got back to the office, and multiple colleagues messaged me asking me about my makeup when I joined a work video call wearing VB.
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But no one needs to spend hundreds of dollars to get high-quality makeup that delivers professional results.
Based on my first impressions and the types of makeup products I like to use, I've broken down my review into the products I genuinely would and wouldn't spend my own money on.








































