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How do we put this delicately? Sometimes, a girl wants to redecorate down South.
Whether it’s removing hair, growing hair, doing something about ingrown hairs or re-painting (you’ll see what I mean), there are many things you can do to prettify or healthify your lady parts.
These five trends are among the most ridiculous/amazing—and while we can’t get entirely behind, er, in front of all of them, we can remind you that your vagina can be sensitive, so when in doubt, consult your gyno.
1. Vatooing (The new vajazzling)
Remember a few years ago when vajazzling was all the rage, with stars including Jennifer Love-Hewitt putting designs made of Swarovski tattoos on their perfectly waxed peach? Well, vatooing is the new vajazzling.
“I was vajazzled against my will”
Vatooing is the process of having a temporary tattoo airbrushed onto the area where the sun don’t shine. Think of it as “temporary tramp stamp 2.0.”
For the uninitiated, this is what traditional vajazzling looks like:
The most creative vajazzling efforts on the internet
2. Vagina facials (vajaycials)
First, let me address what we are all thinking: Do these give you a happy ending? And do you get wet? (Answers: no and maybe.) Now that we have that out of the way, let’s focus on what the vajaycial, a technique that varies from spa to spa, is all about.
The J. Sisters salon, which you might know from the classic Sex and The City episode ‘Sex And Another City’, is famous for making the Brazilian bikini wax go mainstream. Now they are trying to do the same for the vajaycial. Using a gentle exfoliation technique called gommage, which means “to erase” in French, a cream or paste is applied to the area and then massaged away, a good solution for ingrown hairs.