
In case you missed me talking about it on You Beauty podcast every three seconds, I'm having a wee baby! It's all happening in just a couple of months, and I'm sure it'll be a total walk in the park. I jest, I jest.
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Of course, I have to admit I've been incredibly lucky. Along with my lovely, attentive husband, I have a cavalry of wonderful people around me who've helped make my pregnancy journey pretty smooth sailing so far.
But goodness, there's so much I didn't expect. Like, SO much haha (help) ha.
Want to know exactly what I've been doing and how it's been going and all the things I wish I knew about pregnancy beforehand? I'm just going to arrogantly assume you do.
So, here's what I've learnt so far:
- The ham ban.
Listen. NO LISTEN. Nine months is a very long time to not eat deli meat. I had no idea pregnant women were spending this long without eating delicious meats?? Insane stuff. I'll be throwing down an entire Subway Footlong post-birth. Just watch me. (Please don't x).