US President Donald Trump is in the news once again. This time, for the size of his, erm… genitals.
The debate began after Trump tweeted yesterday that he’s prepared to bomb North Korea (as you do).
“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the ‘Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times’,” the president’s tweet read. “Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
Instead of latching onto the fact the President of the United States is threatening war with a highly unstable dictator who’s been trialling missiles for months, the internet wondered if the president’s stance might be a euphemism.
The charge was led by popstar Cher, who’s been outspoken against Trump in the past.
First she called him a “nut job”. Then she implied he and Kim Jong Un were playing a game of “whose is bigger”. Finally, she said “they’re probably both the size of Tom Thumb”.
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018