So for much of this year I have mocked The Mullet. I’ve never been a fan of the hairstyle.
Not when Michael Bolton wore it, nor Billy Ray Cyrus:
Nor Michelle Dugger:
Mullets as hairstyles are so very many shades of wrong.
What about mullet clothes then? Huh? Could there be a more ridiculous joke of a trend? That’s what I thought when I first started seeing these short-in-the-front-long-in-the-back tops and dresses on red carpets and in stores.
How RIDICULOUS, I thought in that haughty way I so often do when a new trend arrives and seems so whack that I feel confident I shall never fall into its clutches.
Check it out:
But then…..I tried on one of those tops. Secretly. Without tweeting about it or telling anyone. And then? Then I bought one. A mullet top. Not an extreme mullet. Not super long at the back but definitely longer than at the front.