Shocking: sticking your tongue in a venus flytrap is not cool.

Warning: Do NOT try this one at home.

Chances are the thought of sticking your tongue in a venus flytrap had never really crossed your mind. And there’s a damned good reason for that.

It’s probably one of those things that falls into the same box as eating yellow snow or drinking compost juices. It makes you feel gross and it’s all you can do to keep from turning green.

Because who the freaking hell would be stupid enough to stick their tongue into one of the world’s only carnivorous plants?

Yep, you read that right, it’s a plant that actually lives off meat.

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But as is the case with just about all absurd ideas and the internet these days, some guy has already given this one a crack. And we sure hope he learnt his lesson….

(Warning: probably don’t watch this one while you’re eating.)

So here’s the lesson for anyone still playing along at home: Turns out sticking your tongue in a venus flytrap is not cool. VERY NOT COOL.