While everybody is asking, “Are they? Aren’t they?” over Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s rumoured romance, Piers Morgan is questioning what on earth has led the British actor to bring the male sex into disrepute.
His sin? Publicly fawning over his new girlfriend.
“Oh Tom,” Morgan exclaimed. “Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, TOM. What the hell were you thinking?????”
Oh, I don’t know, maybe he is smitten? Maybe he’s blissfully dating one of pop’s biggest stars? Maybe he just doesn’t care what the world thinks about his new flame?
But no, that is apparently irrelevant when you're aspiring to play a macho movie hero like James Bond. And so Morgan completely lays into Hiddleston in his latest column for the Daily Mail, accusing the actor of totally losing the plot for his public displays of affection.
The TV personality says he had been all for the Hiddleswift pairing when the news broke three weeks ago.
But their canoodling became too much for him when Hiddleston was spotted frolicking in the ocean with with Tay like "recently separated Siamese twins".
Tom Hiddleston declares his love for Taylor Swift with 'tattoo' and a t-shirt https://t.co/gC5gXzeoXu pic.twitter.com/AGjXzEL1EL
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 4, 2016