
I’m seriously considering divorcing my husband after last night because he kept on interrupting me during my favourite TV show and it’s got to stop.
There aren’t many shows I take the time to watch but this week Wentworth returned for season 4, episode 1 and I was all in. Not since the premiere of Masterchef or the return of Game of Thrones have I been so invested in a show.
For those who don’t know, Masterchef, Game of Thrones and Wentworth are shows you have to watch the old fashioned way, episode by episode, week by week. They don’t release the entire season allowing you to binge-watch while the kids are at school/asleep and your partner is at work/asleep.
You have to sit down and watch them live.
Masterchef is on every night so if I’m interrupted every now and then, it’s annoying but not marriage-ending. Game of Thrones comes out at 11am so I can watch that in peace too.
However Wentworth, a show I have been waiting for MONTHS AND MONTHS to come back, airs at 8.30 on a Tuesday night and my husband annoyed me so much I had to sit him down and have a serious conversation about it.
I said, “Hon, if you ever talk to me during Wentworth I will hurt you, or divorce you, or both.”
He seemed startled by my intensity and the red glow coming out of my eyes so I was forced to compare my choice of TV shows to his beloved Jessica Jones, just so he fully understood the seriousness of the issue.