A woman's Tinder profile has gone viral after people noticed a few creepy requests in her bio.

Nope.

No.

No thank you please.

If I’ve learnt anything from horror movies, it’s that you should never, ever go into the woods.

You should also never swipe right on a Tinder profile when the person is looking for someone with “healthy kidneys”.

You see, a woman’s Tinder profile has gone viral for all the wrong reasons.

any yall looking to wake up with some organs missing pic.twitter.com/79x0NDHehn

— extremerly wise gamer (@gokunaruto2000) July 14, 2018

A 26-year-old registered nurse named Nicole apparently posted a profile on the dating app seeking a lifetime partner who is “really hardworking, humble, healthy and trustworthy”.

Nicole also wanted said lifetime partner to have both lungs and kidneys and a heart with a sinus rhythm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Oh, and while she’s happy for her match to be an occasional drinker, she’d like him to be a non-smoker and not to take “any substance that could damage the liver”.

Yep, you’re pretty much guaranteed to wake up in a bathtub full of ice after a date with Nicole.

While the profile could be fake or a funny lil’ prank, it’s definitely giving people the creeps… and the giggles.

Donate one kidney and you’re a “hero”. Donate five and you’re “under investigation” and “of serious interest to the police”

— Mt. Krug (@TheRyanKruger) July 15, 2018

In this weather, waking up in a bathtub full of ice would be worth it

— ROTOPE~1 (@RotoPenguin) July 14, 2018

Be careful guys, she might run away with your heart. ????

— Hibari (@Dreads_N_Anime) July 15, 2018

Anyone else imagined her starting the date with an x-ray? ????

— لميس بصري (@Lamisbasri) July 15, 2018

I can’t believe you rented a hotel room for our first date!

Anything for you my HEALTHY man.

Um… Why is the bathtub filled with ice?

To uh… keep the champagne cold?

— Matt Van Natta (@ImStoic) July 15, 2018

love how she starts with “hardworking, humble” to not make it look creepy then “HEALTHY” ????

— YAZ (@YAZKK_) July 16, 2018