
The White Lotus always opens with a corpse, found in a scenic location, surrounded by immensely wealthy and unlikeable hotel guests, posing a question not of whodunnit, but instead whoisit?
It's this high-stakes start that grabs the audience by the gonads, and I believe it's no coincidence that the character who introduces us to this chaotic space in season two is Daphne Sullivan.
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Daphne was the first face we saw on this edition of The White Lotus, meaning she set the tone for what was ahead. Sure, what was ahead was absolute mayhem, but she remained the steady rock that the Mediterranean sea smashed against in slow motion.
She, of course, discovers the floating corpse in the sea, but that's not the part I want to focus on right now. Instead, it's what she says to some new guests, just before the body blobs by.
"We leave in a few hours. We had the best time. The hotel's perfect, and the staff is excellent. The food is amazing. And the wine. I mean... Italy's just so romantic. Oh, you're gonna die. They're gonna have to drag you out of here."