You’ll never look at this classic kids’ book the same way again.
Remember the children’s book The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
Two authors have taken the piss in the most accurate parody yet: The Very Hungover Caterpillar.
For those not familiar with Eric Carle’s original tale, the caterpillar protagonist goes on a massive food binge in an effort to burst out of his hairy caterpillar skin.
He eats an apple, but is still hungry. He eats two pears, but is still hungry. He eats a shit ton of stuff and is still hungry.
MORE PARODY: “There’s a sequel to Go The F**k To Sleep. And I need it.”
The adult-centred Very Hungover Caterpillar follows the same idea: That when you are horrendously hungover, there is not much you can do that will make you feel better.
You eat a cheeseburger, but you are still hungover. You throw back a Berocca, but you are still hungover. You try some KFC chips with extra chicken salt and you are still hungover.
You slink around munching on things, waiting for that one magical moment you will burst out of your slimy skin and back to the butterfly you were before you starting sucking on lemon slices and throwing back tequila.
Hey dad, read this: how to look amazing even when you have a hangover.