Woman steals $144 worth of eyeshadow. Tries to hide it all. On her face.

Take a look at this woman and guess what she was guilty of stealing.

This is 31-year-old Brandy, who was caught stealing $144 of eyeshadow from a shop in Fayetteville, Ulta. What eye shadow? Where? How can the possibly prove it, you ask?

Oh that little shimmer.

Brandy tried to make out like she already owned the eyeshadow. Fayetteville 5 News reports that,

“Allen fumbled through her purse for several minutes before taking out several different packages of eye shadow, and as she pulled out the items, she’d run her fingers through the tops of each one, trying to make the eye shadow look used.”

In her defence, the eye shadow thief said: “No one #@&%$*@ saw me steal anything,”

It was probably the last comment that gave her away.

Her bond was set to $830. That’s a lot of eye shadow.