It's time to put your detective caps on, borrow a 2007 copy of TV Week and open Wikipedia because The Masked Singer is upon us.
Get in losers, we're going guessing!
It's the most magical time of the year for reality TV fans who also consider themselves true crime buffs — it's the perfect show for couch detectives.
This bizarre format is all about following clues, dissecting riddles, and tracking down crims... who happen to usually be obscure Australian celebs we haven't thought about since Kevin Rudd was PM.
Our hostess with the mostess (outrageous suit) Osher Günsberg is back for season five, plus the 2022 judging panel have returned (the Lindsay Lohan curse is broken??) with Dave Hughes, Abbie Chatfield, Mel B, and Chrissie Swan back on board.
The clues are especially vague this year, but we've done our best trying to decipher them.
The Captain
Clues: This mask's clues revolved around sports with references to ‘big blue’, stingrays and mentions of goals.
His first clue package said:
"I’m the Captain and I’m known to enjoy the laidback lifestyle. You know, having fun is my main goal in life, but I’ve had many other goals. Of course, it’s not all plain sailing, but what’s a cruise without stormy seas?
"Some people dread the big blue, but not me because over time I made friends on the high seas… a lot of friends, like stingrays! I love stingrays. They helped me keep my dreams afloat, wot wot! Seriously, if you can’t handle the fun my way on my cruise, you need to toughen up like me! Regrets? No way! Because what happens on a tropical cruise stays on a tropical cruise, wot wot! And that’s why I sailed for warmer climbs. Fun ahoy!"