Mamamia recaps The Golden Bachelor: The girlies are fighting and a frontrunner is dumped.

And we're back! The Golden Bachelor is here to save us from our misery (aka another work week).

And wow, boy did that episode escalate.

But first! Bear is wandering around the Opera House like a lost tourist before the Goldies join him to show him where to go. It's right there, Bear! You're standing in it! It's rather famous!

Sunny claims she has sung at the Opera House before. No one is convinced.

The women are going to learn ballet because this show loves to keep them on their toes (hehe we have fun here).

Gera jokes about why Bear isn't wearing ballet tights and he literally ignores her the way we all blank that one unhinged person on every public bus.

'If I pretend she can't see me, maybe she'll go away.' Image: Nine.

It's very weird! She's right there and you're (allegedly) dating her!

Also, the injustice of eliminating Elizete before a dance class will not be forgotten! Our dancing queen was done dirty!

A rivalry is brewing between Sunny and Kim, as they're both trying very hard to win the game of ballet. But they're no match for Jan, who has truly rediscovered her spark with ol' Beary boy as she shines bright, which shakes Janette's confidence.

Janette is avoiding eye contact with Bear and I truly feel for her. She said in an earlier confessional that as she gets older, it's become harder to risk another heartbreak. My gal, I get it.

Anyways, Jan wins ballet so she's treated to a profesh performance by the principal dancers from the Australian Ballet. Jan opens up about an ex, she tells Bear about the infidelity in her past relationship and why she didn't have kids.

"You know I have an enormous extended… family," Bear offers. Now is not the time for dick jokes, Bear!

'Alright mate, I saw what you are carrying in ballet class…' Image: Nine.

Back at the mansion, we have time for some Lite n' Easy spon-con before Janette is asked on a second solo date. The women are raging with jealousy over Janette being the only woman to get two dates.

TWO DATES. NOT TODAY.

And all they had to do was refuse to look at him! Take notes, ladies.

Anyways, Bear is fretting that Janette has lost feelings for him. Then yay, more spon-con, this time for a cruise ship company.

In the mansion, Kim decides that a team-bonding experience would be to write an erotic fiction story together. Sure thing, Kim!

Sunny shares her love of 50 Shades of Grey, which Kim repeatedly dismisses as she calls her 'yucky!'

Her tone is wildly condescending. Kim, let Sunny and smutty little books live.

'Dr Kima ain't ready for 50 Shades of Sunny.' Image: Nine.

Kim and Sunny argue about who is in this story and what it should be about.

Back on the boat, Bear calls Janette a 'beautiful princess' and I must be seasick, 'cos I wanna vom overboard.

She talks about being abandoned by her dad and then they dry-hump under an indoor waterfall. It's a lot to digest.

Bear later talks about his feelings for her but Janette doesn't reciprocate. Oop. Not the time to freeze up, doll. She's left roseless as punishment.

At the cocktail party, Gera and Kim are feeling threatened by Sunny.

At the same time, Sunny is telling Bear that she's "very sexually active" and then plays him a groovy little tune on the piano. He didn't ask.

'Are they coming back, or? It's literally been two hours.' Image: Nine.

The best thing about Sunny is that at any given moment, I literally never have a clue what she will say or do next.

Sunny and Kim clash again. I'm not too sure what they're fighting about now. Sunny asks if Kim is in the 'friend-zone' with Bear. Omg Sunny, shots fired.

At the rose ceremony, two women got cut: say bye bye to Gera and Jan.

Bear doesn't offer either women much of an explanation.

Oooft, I'm a bit shook about Jan — my original winner — and Gera, well… she had great hair.

Tune in tomorrow night for more bad decisions!

Feature image: Nine.