Mamamia recaps The Golden Bachelor: The moment one woman dumps her Bachelor.

Welcome back to another instalment of The Golden Bachelor.

We're here to talk about a very serious episode where serious things get serious. Last night, we were left on a cliffhanger… will Terri dump Bear just when he's giving her a rose??

Yes, yes she will. That cliff was rather small.

"I've thought long and hard about it and I'm not going to accept your rose," she told Bear. Oop.

Bachie pulls Terri to the side, and she tells him that she 'doesn't want to get hurt' and off she goes.

Does that mean…. Tezza's rose is up for grabs??

'Do you reckon it's time to bring up the Paris Olympics…' Image: Nine.

In a confessional, Terri admits her connection with Bear doesn't feel as deep as some of the other women.

Okay, that makes more sense! Amen, sister.

Bianca is sobbing. I am sobbing. What a queen.

Samantha announces that Terri's rose will now go to someone else. Lol. Must be nice to be that woman.

La Ren, Catherine, Jan and Gera all get a rose next.

The roseless? Bianca, Elizete, Pip and Shamse all get dumped. How dareeeeeeeee. They will be avenged!

Bianca's parting words? "I get to take my Spanx off now," she whispers as she walks away from Bear.

Beautiful. She should publish a book of love poems.

And it's a new day! Everyone is depressed! There are seven women left in the mansion. Bear drops it for a 'pamper day' with the finalists to brighten their spirits.

La Ren wants an 'all-over body message' from Bear, as Sunny makes sex noises as Bear massages her shoulder and she offers to give him a Brazilian wax.

'I've never tried to give someone a Canadian before... ' Image: Nine.

Kim gets picked up in a shiny red car for a solo date. She finds out that Bear has set up a cooking class and Kim seethes, "This is my worst nightmare!"

That's certainly one way to start a date!

Bear shows his mum's handwritten cookbook and they make his father's favourite mac and cheese recipe. The vibes are high and there was plenty of PDA between them.

I'm very into these two. I'm glad we moved past that whole prostate exam thing.

Over dinner, they debate what the term 'Netflix and chill' could possibly mean. Apparently, it's not just a fun movie night plan, as Kim learned when she invited her kids to "Netflix and chill" with her. Okay, I am laughing.

They have a kissy-kiss and she gets a rosy rose (I hate myself for that).

Back at the mansion, Catherine is teaching the other women how to perform as a bodybuilder. To be fair, she looks incred.

'Nobody is going to put this bodybuilder in the corner!' Image: Nine.

She can't fathom why she hasn't gotten a solo date yet. "He's my man!" she laughs in her confessional. I aspire to be as delusional as this woman one day. It sounds like a fun place to live!

Once again, Bear just randomly drops in on the mansion. Where is the date card?! Some decorum, please! The women are having a 'home movie night' with Bear to watch messages from their loved ones.

It's nice! I don't know? I have no silly jokes to add! The rest of the episode is equally wholesome.

Back with the group, Bear plays clips of his late wife to the women. The video relays their journey with Audrey getting diagnosed with a brain tumour and how he raised his sons on his own after she passed away.

The women are drowning in floods of tears. As am I.

Wait, there's no cocktail party. It's the rose ceremony. It's straight to business? Pour me a glass of wine first, Sammy!

She announces that two women are about to get dumped.

Those women are La Ren and Katrina. Omg, the Paris Olympics will never be the same!

Next week, we're on the homestretch. Will Bear find love? Will Kim ever learn the meaning of Netflix and chill? Will I keep my sanity? Stay tuned!

Feature image: Nine.