Over the last few weeks, my sister and I have been recapping The Bachelorette. And it turns out that when you closely watch every episode of a TV show multiple times, you notice things. Interesting things.
You guys, it's Sam.
In all honesty, there's many things we've noticed about him. There's the fact that he seems completely unaware of what TV show he's on, although if we asked him, we feel like he'd say Survivor. There's the fact that he has a slightly disconcerting obsession with Rhys, to the point where he does impersonations of him and repeatedly refers to him as a 'peanut.'