Roll up, roll up!
Last night’s Bachelor episode was a visual self-help book minus the shitty author photo of some noodle with their fist clenched beneath their chin.
Why?

Because last night Kiki Morris was eliminated and instead of dissolving into a fit of Richie-shaped tears: she. just. nodded.
Kiki stood there during the ceremony and watched as her chances dwindled with every rose.