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Sweet Jesus.
After an entire episode of no woof woofs by the pool pool, we’re back here again.
We open on Kristin and a whole lot of boats, which means some white people are about to use some unnecessary forms of transport to go on a simple date.
Kristin says she’s physically and emotionally excited for the date because of that one time she went to China. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
While she stands on a pier, wistfully looking around for China, Matt does a sneaky sneak up behind her in a kayak.
It’s almost as if it was… planned.
