Need to sneak alcohol somewhere? Just put it in your tampon flask. Duh.

Urban Outfitters, the super trendy store that sells super trendy things to super trendy people, has figured out a way to help the young guns sneak alcohol into music festivals:

Tampon flasks.

Funnily enough, as the name would suggest, it’s just a flask disguised as a tampon.

Unfortunately (because it’s not as interesting), the alcohol isn’t meant to be inserted into the vagina – the alcohol is just put in a tampon-shaped flask, which is then meant to be kept inside tampon packaging. Apparently, you can then sneak the one-mouthful-sized amount of alcohol into festivals that don’t allow alcohol, because (as Urban Outfitters insists) “Nobody’s gonna question tampons.”

Here’s a picture:

And in case you need more of an explanation:

Urban Outfitters have sold out, but there’s a bunch of them on eBay here.

Happy shopping!

Did you ever sneak alcohol anywhere? What were your methods?

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