The world's most boring party trick: you name a day and time, and I can tell you what every single member of my family of five will be doing at that time.
I did tell you it was boring.
Serendipity? Flexibility? Spontaneity? No thank you, I don't have time.
Welcome to life with three kids under eight, where every minute is scheduled, colour-coded and cross-referenced. My phone calendar looks like a game of Tetris designed by someone who's had too much Coke Zero.

























