Sh*t NOBODY Says

Hey, touch my computer screen!

You’ll never hear it. With good reason. So, the ‘Shit girls say‘ video started a bit of a viral Internet meme with all the variations you could possibly think of (yoga instructors say, skiers say and so on) but here’s the final, funny word in the saga. All the stuff no one says.

Here’s one to start you off: “I don’t think they stare vacantly for long enough at the end of Bold and the Beautiful.”

Any of your own to add?