Michael Jackson would sad-moonwalk in his grave if he knew that Australians were now betting on the outcome of his autopsy. As in gambling money on the cause of his death.
And not just his, but his good friend Whitney Houston‘s too. And Anna Nicole Smith because why stop at two, right?
Seriously, truly, actually, this story is for real. Sportsbet.com.au have opened up an ‘autopsy’ category on their website, inviting punters to put money into what is essentially a dead celebrity popularity contest.
Here, read the details straight from these classy, classy gambling enablers themselves:
For anyone keen to bet on how many viewers Channel 7 will get for their Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, and Anna Nicole Smith episodes of Autopsy: here are the odds… MJ is currently at $1.40, Whitney’s at $3, and Anna Nicole is trailing behind on $9.