
Spencer Pratt has been back in news recently, after losing the home he shared with wife Heidi Montag and their two sons, Gunner and Ryker, to the Pacific Palisades fires in Los Angeles.
The former Hills reality star and tabloid fixture has become something of an anti-hero, posting all day, every day on TikTok in the wake of the loss.
He's been talking about the fires, urging people to stream Heidi's album Superficial, and documenting life since the fire took their home, minute by monetised minute.
And look! Absolutely no hate to Spencer, because he's doing what he does best, and you have to respect the hustle, TBH. But all this Spencer Pratt content on our For You Pages has shaken loose a long-dormant piece of '00s trivia in my mind: the fact that he's been in a decades-long beef with none other than Mary-Kate Olsen.
Yes, Mary-Kate, of child-star-turned-billionaire-fashion-mogul fame.
If you're unfamiliar — or if you'd just like to enjoy some relatively low-stakes celebrity gossip for a few minutes while avoiding an email you should be replying to — join me, won't you?And let's take a walk down memory lane.
2004: Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and Spencer Pratt partying together are printed in In Touch magazine.
Our story begins way back in 2004.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who have had an otherwise squeaky clean, teen-queen public image up until now, are plastered on the cover of a February issue of In Touch magazine with the headline 'TEENS GONE WILD'.
'TEENS GONE WILD!' Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen cover In Touch Weekly, February 23, 2004. Image: In Touch Weekly via popculturediedin2009.