Warning: This article details a woman eating something other than a turmeric latte for breakfast. Reader discretion is advised.
Sofia Vergara is out of control.
The Modern Family actress cemented herself as an unruly woman on Wednesday, daring to ingest a meal inappropriate for humans with fallopian tubes.
The offence, known in legal circles as ‘Consumption of pastry for breaky’ – a heinous crime – is considered so grotesque it has been covered in the international media.
