
Gird your loins, Shrek is back.
24 years after we first met our favourite curmudgeonly green ogre, the star-studded cast of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz are returning for a fifth film. And this time, they've been joined by Hollywood's leading lady of the moment: Zendaya.
Zendaya is playing one of Shrek and Princess Fiona's three children and I'm sorry, but weren't they triplets?
Whomst will play the other two? WHOMST, I ASK. Will one be voiced by Academy Award nominee Mikey Madison? Will another be voiced by the internet's darling, Timothée Chalamet? What about famed character actress Margo Martindale?
I digress, because the first sneak-peak was just released and there is something much more important for us to discuss today.
Someone gave Shrek a glow-up and it's not working for me, actually.
It looks like someone asked me to draw Shrek from memory. Like they put the concept of Shrek into Chat GPT and this is what it delivered. Like someone put the Instagram Paris filter over the entire animation.
Because who, I ask you, is this man?
A thrilling before and after. Image: Dreamworks.