Now THAT is how you sell a coffin.

It’s that time of year again, everybody.

That time of year when you pay a ridiculous amount of money for an overpriced calendar with pictures of cats in flowerpots, only to see it reduced to $2.99 the minute the clock ticks over to 12:01 am on January 1st.

That time.

Well, don’t panic you guys. We’ve found a calendar that is sure to be worth whatever amount you pay for it. It’s a beacon of classic taste and artistic integrity.

It is the 2014 calendar for Polish casket maker Lindner, and it is incredible.

Now THAT is how you sell a coffin, amiright?

A spokesman for the company said that all proceeds from the calendar will go to charity – they just want to keep the money from the epic coffin sales they’re sure will be coming their way.

“For this calendar we came back to nature, which we express with perfect harmony between Lindner coffins and natural wood, blue sea, red flowers, green fields and beauty of the female body,” he said. Take a look:

Nailed it.

What’s your take on the sexy caskets?