'I tested a heap of sex toys and these are the only ones worth your time.'

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I'm calling it: 2026 is the year we upgrade orgasms from "optional extra" to "core part of the wellness routine". 

Because if the latest research is anything to go by, our collective sex drive is — how do I put this politely — operating on low battery mode. 

According to Lovehoney Australia, one in three Aussies say their libido has dropped in the past year (and look, I get it… 2025 was… rough), and more than half of us — whether we are single, partnered, married or somewhere in the messy middle — report that our sex drive is sitting firmly in the "low to very low" category. 

So, if your sexual desire has been at "out of office until further notice" levels lately? You're in very good company. 

Which is why I am here to help. You're welcome, and all that jazz. 

Over the past year, I have personally tested a number of sex toys — thoroughly, repeatedly, journalistically (don't question my methods) — and have pulled together a list of ones that genuinely deliver. 

No gimmicks, no overpriced phallic paperweights, and no devices that buzz like your ex-boyfriend's faulty electric shaver from 2005.

Just the good, reliable toys that make you understand why some people cancel plans and say "I'm having a night in". At the very least, these are the ones that will make your 2026 a lot more fun.

So, here are the only sex toys that are worth your time. I tried them so you don't have to — but you definitely, absolutely should. 

The sex toys that are actually worth your time.

Womanizer Peach, $99.95

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STOP. It is a peach. A literal peach. It's cute enough to leave on your bedside table without scandalising visitors, discreet enough to pass as decor and powerful enough to make you wonder why you ever tolerated mediocre foreplay. 

The suction is soft, precise and incredibly beginner-friendly, making this little peach powerhouse perfect for anyone who wants effective stimulation without having to throw themselves in the deep end of intensity. 

Vacation Vibes The Byron, $49.95

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BUYER BEWARE: The Byron is strong. Like, "accidentally saw God and briefly forgot my PIN number" strong. But it is also very, very good.

It has a deep, rumbling power that is unexpected for its small size and it does not muck around, making it ideal for those who want intensity and aren't afraid to be overwhelmed in the best kind of way.

If you like strong vibration, this is your Roman Empire. If you don't, approach with hydration and caution. 

Womanizer Next, $319.95

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This is a fan favourite for a very simple reason: it never misses. 

The Womanizer Next is basically the Beyoncé of suction toys. She is polished, reliable and some might even say a little bit elegant.

The whisper-quiet suction is consistent and controlled. Think of it as the difference between someone guessing what you like and someone who already knows.

If the Peach is the cute younger sister, the Next is the established icon with benefits, a career plan, and possibly an investment portfolio. She costs a little more… because she performs a little more.

Satisfier Pro 2 Modern Blossom, $64.99

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I am a sucker (get it?) for a cute sex toy, and this one genuinely looks sweet and innocent… right up until you turn her on.

The air-pulse suction is sensational, the design is gorgeously feminine, and the performance is chef's kiss. It's a great all-rounder and an excellent first suction toy if you're ready to dip a toe (or… not a toe) into the world of air-pulse stimulation.

This one? She gets the job done.

Ilo Wellness Curve, $149

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Consider this baby the Goldilocks of vibrators: not too intense, not too soft — just right.

Its shape is designed to hit the exact spot it promises to hit (you know the one…), and the motor is surprisingly powerful without being intimidating. It's a great crossover toy for anyone who wants to explore clitoral and internal stimulation without a steep learning curve and an overwhelming design.

It's sleek, thoughtful, beautifully made, and incredibly user-friendly.

Lovehoney Pulsing Clitoral Suction Dual Stimulator, $159.95

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A pulsing suction toy… plus vibration? This thing is an overachiever.

The pulsing sensation is different from regular suction — think more rhythmic and more targeted. And the dual stimulation means both zones get attention simultaneously, which is more than most people can say they receive from their actual human partners. (Sorry, not sorry). 

If you've used suction toys before and want something new, this is the one that will surprise you in the best possible way.

If your libido has been snoozing, daydreaming, or just politely opting out of participation, you're not broken — you're just human.

And no, these toys won't fix your stress levels or magically reboot your hormones, but they will give you pleasure, confidence and maybe even reignite a tiny spark of desire.

And honestly? That's more than enough.

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