Today we can all give ourselves a pat on the back. We can turn to each other, with kindness in our eyes, and commend the collective wisdom of humanity.
Because we have done a great thing.
Normally human-caused emergent phenomena are terrible. Thousands of tiny, not-so-bad, every day choices, coming together to produce something appalling, like climate change, or the gender pay gap.
But not this. This is beautiful.
Together, through thousands of small choices, we have made something wonderful happen. We have made Seth MacFarlane’s latest movie flop.
Every single individual who thought about buying a ticket to see A Million Ways To Die In The West but then thought ‘Naahhh, better not’ has contributed to this glorious thing. Every person who didn’t even think about it at all has contributed to this momentous event.
This weekend, at the US box office A Million Ways To Die In The West made only $17.1 million dollars. Internationally, it did even worse, making only $10 million dollars. That is so many movie tickets not sold! That is one tenth of the movie tickets sold for Maleficent! That is so great.
It’s so great because A Million Ways To Die In The West is more than just a puerile, stupid comedy – although reviews suggest it certainly is that. No, A Million Ways To Die In The West – starred in, directed and written by Seth MacFarlane – is a representation of Hollywood’s willingness to give a man who has shown nothing but profound contempt for women his entire career a lot of money to do whatever he wants.