

Uncontactable. One of the most beautiful words in the English language.
"Sorry, I'm off to Sal Salis. I'll be uncontactable." No meeting requests. No chattering group chats. No endless urgent-not-urgent news updates about absolutely everything.
Are you really on holiday if your Wi-Fi comes with you, with all its glorious, ridiculous, distressing distractions? Is it a break really, to spend a few days doom-scrolling on your phone somewhere pretty — rather than on the lounge, the bus, the bed?