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Rihanna gets new boyfriend. Follows the latest celebrity dating trend perfectly.

In case anyone missed the memo: billionaires are timeless.

A billionaire, it would seem, never goes out of fashion. Just ask Rihanna, who has managed to pick up one herself. And he ain’t no average, lower-class billionaire either, but one of the world’s best. A real deal billionaire, if you will.

Because if you’re ever going to date a billionaire, he might as well be a good one and heir to just about every living and non-living thing on the planet.

Meet Hassan Jameel. Real-deal billionaire, one of the world’s richest and now partner of a woman so famous we only know her by her middle name (to her family, the 29-year-old is Robyn Rihanna Fenty).

Jameel is the deputy president and vice chairman of the family-run business Abdul Latif Jameel. The company is one of the world’s most successful, and a key investor in Toyota, meaning he essentially has the rights to sell Toyota across the Middle East. No small feat, it would seem.

According to The Sun, moneybags Hassan and pop star Rihanna were seen kissing in Spain by an eagle-eyed pap, final confirmation that she was in fact deep in the throes of a relationship.

As for Jameel? Well, it was also reported last year he dated Naomi Campbell after being pictured with her at a Stevie Wonder concert. Since then, Campbell and Rihanna have reportedly unfollowed each other on Instagram.

The moral of the story?

Get you some money, get you some girlfriends. It’s really that easy. Just ask Elon Musk or Evan Speigel.

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