Quick Question: What emoticons do you wish you had?

There’s nothing quite like an emoticon to express what you are trying to say in a message. Forget words, emoticons convey a whole lot more – they are the tone to the words, the emotion to the message.

I am a firm user of the crab. Yes Gmail has a crab that I have developed quite a fondness for even though I have no idea what it actually means.

But I need a whole lot more tone, in fact I want an emoticon for a middle finger, a glass of wine, a poking out tongue and a bottom

What emoticons do you love, which do you use most and which do you wish someone would invent?